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你肯定是英语老师的土味情话

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1. "If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber."

2. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

3. "If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence."

4. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute cumber.

5. "Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes."

6. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

7. "Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."

8. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

9. "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."

10. "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

11. "Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie."

12. Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.

13. "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."

14. "Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile."

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